2013 new funny sms

 3 kam jo na mumkin hain,

1: Haath Ki Hatheli Par Bal,

2: Zuban Mein Haddi,

3: Zuban Bahir Nikal Kar Sans Laina,

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Zuban Andr Karlo Dogi Lag Rahe Ho,

ha ha ha ha .

SALL 2013 Ki Garam Garam Baizati

Kadi Hanss V Liaa Karo Paage :-):-D

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Funny Urdu Messages - Funny Shairy

Wo Rooth Kar
Kehti he Mujh se k
Tumhra to Milna hi Kam ho gya hy.

Ab Us Pagli ko Kese Smjhaon k PETROL 110 rs


LTr ho gya hy.
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or CNG milti nhi
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<):(> Dekh yaar is
Govrnment ki waje se
"LARKIiyan" hath se nikal rahi hai.
('.')/
<):(
Ruko Janu cycle par araha hun.

Funny poetry sms - funny poem sms - funny shairy sms

Sweet Poem:

Yeh Baat Samjh Mein Aayee Nahi Or Ammi Ne Samjhai Nahi

Mein Kese Meethi Baat Karu?

Jab Meethi Cheez Koi Khaai Nahi,

Yeh Chaand Bhi Kesa Maamu Ha?

Jabb Ammi Ka woh Bhai Nahi,

Yeh Baat Samjh Mein Aayee Nahi Or Ammi Ne Samjhai Nahi,
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Q Lambe Baal Hen Bhalu K?

Q Usne Tind Karai Nai?

Kiya Wo B Ganda Baccha Hai,

Ya Jungal Me Koi Naai Nai?

Nani K Shohar Nana Hen

Or Dadi K Shohar Dada Hen,

Q Baji K Shohar Baja Nai?

Ye Baat Smjh Me I Nai Or Ammi Ne Smjhai Nai.

Q Billi Sher Ki Khala Hai,

Q Wo Us Ki Taai Nai,

Ye Baat Samjh Me I Nai Or Ammi Ne Smjhai Nai.

Sardar funny jokes

Sardar: hum Tumhe TalaQ De kar Dosri Shadi Karey ga 
Wife: Magar Q? 
Sardar: Imran Khan Ne Kaha Hay KhushHaali K Liye TABDILI Zarori Hy..

mazakiya Message

Agar OVEN me Sandwich jal jae

Ya Girl friend Pregnent ho jae

to 1 hi khayal Aata hai...
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Kash 1 minut pehle NIKAAL liya hota.