Santabanta Funny jokes in English and Hindi

Here is a collection of Santa Banta Jokes in English and Hindi. read and share to every people Very Funny sms.

 

Santabanta Funny jokes in English and Hindi

• Teacher: I want U to tell me the longest sentence U can think of.
  Paappu: Life imprisonment!
  Enjoy it

• Santa call to F.M Radio:- I have find out  wallet with Rs.20,000 of Mr.Rizwan
  RJ:- Sir U want to return it ? ?
  Santa::- Nahi re...I want to dedicate a sad song for him..

• Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? ?
  Conductor: Yes! Only If They r Above eight.
  Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only six Children..!!
  Jeo Santa Jeo

• Saanta Caar ki Batteri change karwaane gaya.
  Mechanic: Saahab, "Exide" ki Daaal dUn?
  Santa: Nahin yaar,
  Dono side ki daaal de warna phir Problem ho gi.

• Santa was getting bite off  by mosquitoes the whole nit,
  He got irritated� Drank poison said, �ab kaaato saaalon, sub maro ge!� 

• Chain SMS by Santa:
  Is message ko itna forward karo ke meri girl friend tak pohach jaaye
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  "Prito tu ne sim change kar kay accha nahi kiya."

• Santa kay lips jale huye thay,
  Banta: Kese jale
  Santa: Wife ko railway astation drop krne gaya tha.
  Baanta: To?
  Santa: Khushi kay maare.
  Train kay engine ko choom liya :*
   
• Banta: Yaaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, wese hua kiya tha?
  Sant: Goli lagi thi maathe mein.
  Banta: Allah ka shukar ker kay Aaankh bach gayi.

• Santa court main judge say:
  Aaaj tak meri itni insult nahi hoi,
  meri nai padson nay mujhe nahaate huye dekh lia he!
  Judge: to tum kiya chaahte ho?
  Santa: Badla.