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(1) "Agr toot kar bikhar jao to ha "

Agr toot kar bikhar jao to hamen btana fraz"

 . . . . . . "Hamary han wellding ka ka kam tasali bakhsh kia jata hy"


 (2) Arz kiya hai

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 Arz kiya hai.

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 Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,

 ........... . . . wah wah..!! wah wah..!!! .


 gaur farmaiyega

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 Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha


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 Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

 (3) Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa d

 Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa,

zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt nikalo apni pant bhi nikal do meri saadi bhi nikal do ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz. aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz
. . , ho gaya na suitcase bann

 (4) Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke

 Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?

Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

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Tum Yaad Ate Ho

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.

Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,

Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge 

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• Sweeet insult!!
  Eik ladka gadhe kay samne gir gayaa.
  Eik khoobsurat ladki nay dekha aur kaha appne bade bhai ka pair chhoo rahe ho kiya?
  Ladka : jeee bhaabhi jee.
• Sardaar: Station jaane ke kitne lo gay?
  Riksha waala: 5o
  Sardaar: 2o le l0
  Riksha: 2o mein kon le ke jaayee ga?
  Sardaar: tum peeche bheto hum le kay jaaye ga.
Must Read: Very Very Funny Jokes in Hindi 

• 2 boyz with Sardaar where g0ing on  M0tor cycle.
  P0liceman gives hand t0 stop.
  Sardaar lshouted oye pehle hi teeen bhete hein tu kahan bethe ga�!  
• Sardaar: Oye too her message Do daffa q karta he?
  2nd Sardaar: Taa ke tu aik Forward ker de to doosra tere paas rahe!
• Eik Raat, Aik Ch0r, Ai k Sardaar ke Ghar mein Ghus gaya aur b0la: SONA kahan hai?
  Sardaar: Ullu ke patthe,
  poora Ghar khaaali hai kahi bhi jaa kay SO JAA.
• Saanta Radio le ker khet me potti karne gaaya.
  Baanta:Aaj t0 maje say ki ho gi?
  Saanta:Khaak majje se ki, radio pay Jan-Gan-Maan aa gaya. Khade khaade karni pari.
• 1 Sardaar library mein teen Ghante Aik Book padhne ke Baad b0la
  SO BORING itne saare characters but n0 story.
  Librarian-
  Sardaar Jee, wo TELEPH0NE DIARY tthi.
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• Aik Sardar apne Marriage Certificat k0 ek ghante say dekh raha tha.Bivi boli :tusssi inni dair say ki dekh rahe h0?
  Sardaar:Expiry Datte daikh raha hoon. ....
• T.V. chalao  or news dekho katreena hospitaliesed hai kiyon ke us nay mujhe propose kiya or mai ne use sahadi se mana kar diya t0 us pagli nay apne hath ki nas kaat li
• 100 ladkiyon nay suicide ker liya aur 30 nay apne nas kaat li aur 10 ladkiyan behoshe ho gayi kyon ke kisi kameene ne meri shadi ki jhooti khabar faelaa di thi.
• Her Khushi Teri Taraff Mod Dun
  Tere Liye Chaand Tare Tak Tood Dun
  Khushiyon Kay Darwaaje Tere Liye Kh0l Doon,
  Itna Kaaafi Hai ya Do Chaaar Jhoot Aur B0l Dun
• Munnna bhai: "Circuit, aggar bus pay tu chade, yaa fir tujpe bus chad  Jaaye to kiya ho ga"!!
  Circuit: "b0le 2 bhai,2no baar ticket apani hi kaate gi.

Funny sms in hindi 140 words

Kabhi kabhi dil chaahta he kuch aisa ho jaye�..
Paper ho per result na Aaye��.
Class ho per teacher na Aaye��
Bus mein bethe per college na jayen��.
Picnic jaye aur wapas na Aayen��
Hafte mein 3 din ho or fir Sunday Aaye��.
Sote rahe din bhar�sham ko ghoomne jayen�
Hum bilkul na padhen aur pass ho jayen��
Sub dost saath rahe or chuttiyaan manayen�..
Jise chahte hein dil say wo apna ho jaye��
Barish mein bheege aur joor say gana gaye��.
Duniya bhool jaye fir bacche bun jayen��.
Bheed say dur yuhi duniya banayen��
Sari jindagi bus yun hi kat jaye��..
Kash ye sare sapne sach ho jaye���
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch aisa ho jaye.. !

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Jub koi itna khas Ban jaye,
Us kay Bare Mein sochna Ehsaas Bun jaye,
Tu Maang lena khuda say use zindgi bhar ke liye,
Is se pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Bun jaye.

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apni wife ko apne 100% kamaai daine se 10% sukh milta hy,
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% daine pay 100% sukh milta hai
pesa Aap ka faisla Aap ka
Jago grahak jago.

Love funny sms in hindi

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,�We�ll kill him!� Other one says,�We�ll break his legs!�
3rd one says: �choro yaaar bechara akaila hai aur hum teen..!!�:-)
If you like this message please share to your best friends

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Physics kitni Easy hoti aggar?
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�Apple� ki jagah �Tree� gir gaya hota!!!
To Newton hi mar jaata sala!!!

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Dil ko sub say ziaada Dard kub

hota hy?
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Jub pyaar mein dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jub exaam mein fail ho?
Nahi.
Jub koi qeemti Cheez chori
ho jaye?
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.Phr Kub Dil ko Dard hota hay?
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Jub mobile chargin pe lga kar jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayaen to charger hila
hua ho�
(�.�)
<)(>
_/./_ As Peyu nu
Kinay Chaireya ey�.

Short Funny jokes

Jub tum angdayi leti ho to mera dam nikal jaata hai,
jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jaata hy,
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagaane mein tera kiya jata hai.
wah wah wah!!!!! :)

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Train main aik husband apni wife se:
tujh se shaadi kar ky pichta raha hun
dil karta hai tujhey kuttay ke Aagay daal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!�

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Sardar Ji: Ham ne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey ke liye aik dabayen, Mangni ke liye 2 dabyen, Shaadi ke liye 3 dabyen."
Man: Hum Doosri Shaadi ke liye kiya dabaun??
Sardar Ji: Doosri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gala dabyen ..!

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Eik Ladies Say Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,
Saari Ladies Mar Gayi,
Sub ke Pati Aik- Aik Ghanta Roye,
Santa Do Ghante Roya,
Kiyun?
Kyun ki Us ki Wife Say Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.

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Husband: Meri wife gum ho gaye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hy
Police Station jaao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
mein smjh nhi a rha kidhr jaun?

very funny jokes in hindi

Koi gham nahi maggar dil udaas hy,
Tujh say koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hay,
Kehne ko bahot apnay maggar tu ek khasa hai,
Zyaada emotional na hona upar sab bakwaas hai�

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Ya Allah�.
Ye Saffar ka Mahina hay.
Is saffar ke Maheenay Main Mujhy
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"HUMSAFAR" Mil Jaye.:)
Ameen

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Girl demanded for Icecream..
boy purchased it,..
Girl: Thank you..
Boy: Only thank you..??>
Girl :you want kiss na,,???
Boy: chup kar � Aaadhi Ice cream day� ;)

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Faraz Ka Aaakhri Shair, Jo Us nay
Hospital mein aik Nurse Ko Kaha
Roz Rehti Ho Is Kaffan Jesay Libaas Main,
Roz Rehti Ho Is Kaffan Jesay Libaas Main,
Aaj Kala Joraa Paaa Saadi Farmaaish Te.

Latest funny sms in hindi

Sardar: I sent Love letter to my Girl Friend everyday for three years !
Friend: Then what's happenned ???
Sardar: She Married the �Postman�
hahahahahahah Jeo Sardar G.

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zindagi mein hamesa aik baat yad rakho.
kabhi kisi kay dil say mat khelo kiyu ke DIL aik hi hota hai
aggar khelna he to Kidney say khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

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Machchar marne ka aik naya style.
Pehle aik machchr pakdo phir use jameen par leta do
aur use gudgudi karo,
jese hi woh hasne ke liye mun khole sale ke mun mai all out dal do.

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Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar
Chaand Bina Chaandni Bekaar
Pyaar Bina Zindagi Bekaar
Mere Messages Bina Aap ki website Bekaar!:)

funny sms messages in hindi

Train main 1 husband apni wife sy:
tujh sy shaadi kar ky pachta raha hun
dil karta he tujhy kuttay ke Aagay daal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!�

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Aik bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
aik plane main bithaaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ky
�YE PLANE AaP KE STUDENTS Nay BNAYA Hy�
Sub profesrs utar gaye�
Per principal bethe rahe
Logo ne pocha: Aaap ko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts per pora bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!

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School main Master ji ny chote santa say poocha:
Jis mein koi kami nahi us ko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawaab aayi:
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Kami- na

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Sardar Dukhi Tha,
Kisi Nay Pocha: Kiyu Tension Mein Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Aik Dost Ko plastic Surgary Ky Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hun.

very very Hindi funny jokes

DUNIA me kabhii bhi ache insan ki talaash mein mat niklna.
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hum ghar mein hi hote hain.

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aik baat meri samajh main bilkul nai Aaati hai,
Tumhaari chhaplon ki design her roz badli hoi nazar Aaati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne Aaap mein attractive hain,
Kiya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company kay representative hein�

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Aap ka nakra No.1 Aap ka sarmaana No.1
Aap ki hansi No.1 Aap ka smartness No.1
Aap ki personality No.1 Aap ki chaal No.1
Aaap dikhne mein No.1 Or hum fekne mein No.1

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Allah Aap ki ummar lambi karay!
Allah Aap ko Naukri day!
Allah Aap ko Khush rakhe!
Allah Aap ko Barkat day!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

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A Sardar was working first time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhaana please.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G Aaaj nahi pehni.

sms jokes in hindi

Hum Aaaj Bhi Dil Ka Aaashiyaana Sajaane Say Darte Hein,
Baagon Main Phool Khilaanay Say Darte Hein,
Hamaari aik Pasand Say Toot Jaayein ge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaaj Bhi Girlfriend Banaaney Say Darte Hein�

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kammar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheeela hy.
chale ga jo bhi ho Aaankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq ke naam pay kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hai..
mein karun to saala charactar dheelaa hai :p

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Khush rahe too sada yeh dua he meri
Teri premika hi bun jaaye bhabhi teri�..

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Aik ladki thi diwaani C, sunder C lambi C,
Nazrain jhuka ke sharma ke galion say guzra kerti thi,
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha kerti thi,
Bartan Le lo Bartan��

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Woh zindagi hi kiya jis mein Mohabbat nai,
Woh Mohabbat hi kiya jis mine yaadein nai,
Woh yaadain hi kiya jis mein tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kiya jis ke saath hum nai.

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Suna he wo keh kar gaye hain kay ab to hum,
Sirf tumhaare khawaboo mein hi Aaayen ge,
Koi keh de un say ki wo wada ker le hum,
Jindgi bhar ke liye so jayen ge�

Hindi funny sms 140 character

Dear Jigers! Miss you yaroo,
Tum dosto ky bagair Life Aaesi hai
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jese imraan hashmi ki movie radio pe chal rahi ho��
really yar :D

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Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ky Liye
Muzir Hai Tabiyat Ziada Kharaab Ho To
Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch
Say Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum
Love you Lovely Friends.

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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki her message bhejne sy pehle,
service center wale call kar ky khud pochhe..
Sir ji
Ru sure?
Bhejna hai ya sending fail kr dain.

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Breakup Ka Faida.. ?????
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Mobile Ki Battery,
hafta hafta Chal Jati Hai...

Hindi funny sms messages

Wo bewafa hy to mat bura kaho usay
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Wah wah wah
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Wo bewafa hy to mat bura kaho usay
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Kisi aur say pyaar karlo dafa kro usay
\(",)
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/ \ miti paao jiii!

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Insaan ko Bemaar kar Daine waali Cheezo mein sy aik cheez
"APN0 KI JUDAAI HaY"
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So
Please
Roz Aik 2 message kar dia kro"
(' , ')>
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/ /Kal V halka Jiya Bukhaar hogya c.

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Girl: Which Laptop do you have..? ? ? ?
Boy : I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 3.o Ghz,
Windows 7, 32 bit..
1 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics Card..
& Which laptop do you have..? ? ?
Girl: Pink colour ka.. :P
hahahahahahahahaha

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Kese Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Sy
Ilaaaj-e-Ishq �?
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"Ae Galib"!
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Ishq Ka Rog Tha
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MAAN ki Chappal sy hi Aaraam Aaya.
<(',')
((> ouch
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Mummy Mat Maaro�:p

Hindi funny jokes sms

Son: Papa good news hy
Papa: Kiya???
Son: Aap ko yaad hy Aap ne kaha tha ky aggr mein Exam mein
paas ho giya to mujhe 5000 den ge.
Papa: Haan.
Son: Aap ke 5000 bach gaye


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Or Aaaj mile to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat say hota Aaaya hai wo repeat ker doon ga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete ker doon ga,
Shayad mere pyaaaaar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil sayt aisa cut kia kay paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigaah mein, kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyaaaaar ke icon pay kabhi to double click karo.

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When you are listening to a sad song &
can not decide
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Kon c waali ky bare mein sochun.

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Wife Wo Saamne Sharaabi daikh rahe ho
Main ne use 5 saal pehle shaadi sy inkaar kiya tha 0r wo Aaaj tuk pee raha hai
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Husband:
ITNA Lammbba jashan.

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Teacher:Tum sub nay body guard film daikh kar kia seekha?
Bachy: Yahi ky larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard say bhi set ho skti hain.