Love funny sms in hindi

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,�We�ll kill him!� Other one says,�We�ll break his legs!�
3rd one says: �choro yaaar bechara akaila hai aur hum teen..!!�:-)
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Physics kitni Easy hoti aggar?
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�Apple� ki jagah �Tree� gir gaya hota!!!
To Newton hi mar jaata sala!!!

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Dil ko sub say ziaada Dard kub

hota hy?
.
Jub pyaar mein dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jub exaam mein fail ho?
Nahi.
Jub koi qeemti Cheez chori
ho jaye?
.
.Phr Kub Dil ko Dard hota hay?
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Jub mobile chargin pe lga kar jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayaen to charger hila
hua ho�
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_/./_ As Peyu nu
Kinay Chaireya ey�.