Funny sms in urdu

Kabhi to humaari gali main Aaao�
thora sa Sha]rmaao..!
Muskuraao!
Apni Aankho sy zulfein uthaao�
humare ghar ki bell bajaao�
.
Aur
.
Aawaaz lagao�
�Koora DeY do.

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Mom to children:
Jo meri baat maanay ga aur meray
Aaagy bilkul Nahi boley ga mein
ussy Gift dun gi�
Chota Bacha:
Lo ji�.
Iss tarah to saaray Gift abu ke�

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Wife : I will die.
Hsbnd : I will also die.
Wife : why do u wish to die?
Hsbnd : cause mein itni khushi bardaasht nai ker sakta.

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D0ST Or WIFE Ko Kabhi Yakeen Dilaany Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hoti
Kiyon Ky DOST Kabhi Shakk Nai Kray Ga Or Wife Kabhi Yakeeen Nai Kray Gi

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Dad:Tumhari hi ghalti ho gi.
Maan:"Mera Beta",theek to hai na tu?
Sister:Bhai koi chot to ni i kahen
Brother:Yaar dihaan say chlaya kar,
Frnd:O Shit,Biryaani milty milty
reh gayi,Jaa Yaar
Jiyo Dosto twaday to wada chawal
koi nai�