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Friday, April 12, 2013

Santa banta hindi jokes

santa banta hindi jokes

Santa Sharaab Pee ker,
Sadhu Se Takra Giya,
Sadhoo Gusse Main Aaye Murkh
Main Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hun
Santa-Rukiye Maharaaaj
Mein Glaass Le kay Aaata hun.

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Santa: Agar narilyaaal kay ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaaye gi
Banta: Phir haath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayen gi.

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Banta: Ye chaaku kiyo ubaaaal rahe ho? ? ?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye,
Banta: To phir ubaaalne ki kiya zarurat hy ?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaaaye

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except our Santaaji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
hahahhaahahaha
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